What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:04
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
No go.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics